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The Vitruvian Man by Leonardo da Vinci

Dear M. Blatter,

You are a lucky man, millions, no billions of people cherish the sport you are at the head of. I am part of those, ever since I first went to the Parc des Princes stadium when I was 5 or so. I have cried, laughed, supported, gone wild, criticized, shown compassion, replayed legendary matches in my mind, you name it, all the emotions that football fans undoubtedly go through. You have a dream job M. Blatter.

Recently though I have started to sense that the sport we so enjoy is in danger of becoming forever changed, distorted, destroyed by events that you need to take action against. If you don’t, then I fear that football will become a living nightmare, a sporting equivalent of Blade Runner, an unworthy MMOG.

The most imminent and prominent danger is what I call the demand for instant gratification. We live in an era of the instantaneous. Instant access to information, instant pleasure, instant emotions, instant relief, instant everything…Now you will ask me what does this have to do with football? The fiery debate about the use of video to “help” referees has all to do with the search for instantaneity. The Video God freezes a football action to bring an instant picture of “truth” to the millions, billions of people watching the most popular sport in the world. We want to know the truth and we increasingly rely on machines to hand it to us; right away. Is this the way to go M. Blatter?

Football is a played by humans. With their qualities and shortcomings. That is why this blog has the tagline “Football is the universal sport because it is the closest to human nature.” Some cheat and then geniously make up for it, others have the highest sense of ethics, and the majority just do the best they can. The good and the bad have been part of this sport since its start somewhere in Middle Age Britain unless it was in some Tuscan village. Forwards have scored goals “outside of this world” while others have missed the unthinkable. Defenders have shown incredible bravery while others displayed remarkable actor talents…

The character who orchestrates that this commedia dell’arte is played according to the rules is another human; namely the referee. He is almost alone to do this helped in his task by 2 side line referees. These 3 people have to keep a hawks eye on 22 players, knowing that thousands in the stadium and billions behing their tv sets are ready at any moment to hunt them down as soon as the first blunder materializes. Enters the video. The hunters want to rely on the image freeze magic to instantaneously condemn the man in black. The machine made truth replaces the human factor. Is this the way to go M. Blatter?

M. Blatter, you are probably asking then what is the God sent solution here? Don’t blame the men in black as you did after the Mexican and English events at the World Cup. Reinforce the human factor as Michel Platini advocates by adding more referees – one behind each goal post – so that the men in black become a team in themselves. Football is a collective sport which ironically has less referees than the individual sport tennis is. Help referees by betting that the collective judgement of 5 well trained professionals will make for better human backed decisions; not machine ones please M. Blatter!

Maracanazos will always defend the human factor.

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Domenech in front of the press

The demise of the « Bleus » during this World Cup – whether they qualify or not – is a case study for all sports federations worldwide. I will not go over the recent events that you have probably read about or seen dozens of times so absurd is the farce that hit the French squad.

How did French football reach such a high time low ? There are several factors that explain the disastrous situation but let me start with what is at the heart of the game, namely the players. You can play football without its other building blocks ; coaches, federations, media, and fans, but without 11 players on the pitch, you simply can’t start.

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The World Cup has started off oddly with the noisy vuvuzelas, the floating balls and some not so full stadiums. Despite that, the South African hospitality and organization have been flawless and the fans seem to be enjoying it both in and outside the stadiums.

However, the first 11 games have overall been caracterized by extremely cautious tactics and the objective of not loosing before thinking of eventually winning. This trend – which is not new – lies with the 2 tier organization of the World Cup with a first round which is in fact a small championship to filter out the top 2 teams from the 8 groups which then play the real cup phase with direct elimination in the eighth, quarter and semi-finals.

One important reason for having a mini championship to start with is to increase the number of games played – 48 – so as to cumulate maximum television audiences and the revenues that these generate. However, the first phase of the World Cup has too many drawbacks in my opinion:

  • The favourite teams can afford to manage their first and even second game and still qualify in the third one (Italy even qualified with 3 ties in the first round of the 1982 World Cup!).
  • This leads to dry and boring games where the smaller football nations are proud even tying against higher rated opponents.
  • It becomes very difficult for the so-called smaller teams to qualify for the eighth finals because they need to play 3 top quality games to have a chance of going through.
  • In some cases, when a team wins its first 2 matches, the third one can become an opportunity to have a majority of substitutes play.

I would change these 2 tier rounds so that the World Cup deserves its cup quality as of game 1 by adopting the same elimination system as in pro tennis tournaments. A ranking system would classify the 32 qualifying teams depending on past and current results (more on this in a future post). The nation ranked 1st would play the 32nd, the 2nd would play the 31st and so on. Direct elimination would therefore happen from game 1. There are several advantages with this method:

  • Every single game is eliminatory thereby providing for maximum intensity and drama.
  • By halving the total number of games from 64 to 32 the FIFA would be preserving the physical integrity of the players and increasing the quality of the matches.
  • Less is more!
  • Smaller nations would stand unique chances of causing memorable upsets keeping alive the true nature of cup games.
  • Better and more intensive games will bring higher tv audiences and the revenue flows that come along with these.

FIFA, bring the passion, drama and intensity that the World Cup deserves from day 1! Fans will thank you for that.

Maracanazos don’t want to mix championships with cups.

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Olympique de Marseille logo

Despite being a fan of arch-rival Paris Saint-Germain, hats down to the Olympique Marseille (“OM”) who after 18 long years has finally won the French Premier League again known locally as the “D1″ for division 1. 60,000 fans gathered in the famous “Vieux Port” of Marseille to celebrate their champions. This can only happen in Marseille where “l’oème” is the cement of the rich and the poor, the immigrants and the locals, the left and the right. It reminds me of clubs like Boca Juniors or Atletico Madrid.

World champion coach Didier Deschamps was key in building a very balanced and physical team, perhaps with not so much talent, but finishing very strongly after a hesitant start. Deschamps was also flexible enough to change his central defense after the mid-season, a move which proved to be decisive. Then there was also the excellent second half of Lucho Gonzalez who finished with the highest number of decisive passes. The question for all the white and blue fans now is what future in the next Champions League? Deschamps can sell some players and will benefit from the Champions League pot of money to buy some players at probably much more competitive prices than just 1 to 2 years ago. The key for Marseille is probably to find a great goal scorer.

Maracanazos are generous enough to celebrate arch-rivals.

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The recent parody of a game between Lazio and Inter has caused a major outrage in Italy. The behaviour of most Lazio players was scandalous (with the notable exception of the Uruguayan goalkeeper Muslera) in that they didn’t behave professionally and gave Inter an easy win. This will probably mean that Lazio’s archrival AS Roma will not win this year’s scudetto. Prior to the game, Lazio fans had voiced their opinion on forums stating that they would prefer to have their team relegated to the 2nd division (Lazio are not yet sure to stay in the Italian Premier League) rather than seeing AS Roma win the title. I don’t have a problem with that. When you are a die hard fan, part of the passion is as much being against your favourite ennemy as it is in supporting your own team. That is why derbies are so intrinsic to football history. On top of that, there are well know ties between the Inter and Lazio fans which probably didn’t help the context of the game. I’m also quite sure AS Roma fans would have acted just the same had they been in the same position as the Lazio ones.

Where I do have a problem though is that the Lazio staff and players can’t decently behave as they did. We are talking about a professional team being paid heaps of euros to do their job as well as possible. I don’t care if Lazio’s President got death threats, a team just can’t stop playing because some fans have decided to dictate what they should be doing on the pitch. Don’t they have more pride in their club’s values?

This is even more damaging since after a couple of years of decline (decreasing crowds, increasing violence, corruption), this was the first time attendance was increasing again in most Italian clubs in a relatively Ultra free context. The last 2 championship days promise to be very tense in all the games involving Inter and Lazio and I don’t want to imagine the potential problems in the upcoming Italy Cup final between Inter and….AS Roma on Wednesday (this is the 5th time this happens in the last 6 finals). Lazio staff and players should meditate about the climate their behaviour have brought about.

Maracanazos think players should have the balls to act professionally.

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dollar sign

These days I get the feeling that some football players lack fundamental human skills that are damaging the sport’s image. How often do I hear at the local café that some star players are spoiled brats who are totally disconnected from every day life and are just there for the bucks. This is not I insist the case of many players, but there only needs to be a minority to wreck football’s reputation. Here are some of the reasons I believe cause this unfortunate trend:

  • Too much money is thrown at these players at increasingly younger ages. They should probably go and read GetRichSlowly.
  • They can’t think for themselves. Their agent takes over every aspect of their lives. Do they really need babysitters at age 18+ ?
  • They don’t believe in a long term career for one or 2 clubs. Welcome to mercenary land.
  • No more patience for fans, taking the time to sign autographs, talking with supporters.
  • They live far away from their families and loose sight of some the true values that they should connect to.
  • Clubs treat them as short term sellable assets.

Maracanazos value education.

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drought

Heard these days about the some of the major premier league championships in Europe; if you can’t win the championship, it isn’t so bad since you can also qualify for the European Champions League by finishing second, third or even fourth. Well what do you think about that?!

That’s the reality of major league football these days. Obtaining the national title is still important of course but isn’t vital anymore. A few years back, only champions could participate in the then called European Champion Clubs’ Cup. Now with the European Champions League, priority is given to playing more games, protecting the most prestigious teams and making as much money as possible along the way. The consequence is that it undermines the prestige of winning national titles, at least in the German, French, Italian, English and Spanish leagues where more than one club can participate in the UEFA’s European Champions League. I would propose to rename the competition to something like the European Old Boys’ Cup!

UEFA and Platini should step hard here. I would go as far as to advise underdoing competitive events to football. It’s by creating relevant scarcity that you actually increase the quality of an event and not by proposing more.

Maracanazos argue for less, not more.

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escape

That seems to be what coach Le Guen thinks of the Africa Cup of Nations (ACN). There is a disconnect between Le Guen on the one side, and the Cameroon Football Federation, the fans, some players and the staff on the other. Le Guen’s main objective is the World Cup while the Federation has set winning the ACN and reaching the World Cup semi-finals…

I think Le Guen is making a major mistake. By treating the ACN as some kind of pre-World Cup test drive, Cameroon’s coach is not using the in-house confidence which is one of the main characteristics of the Lions Indomptables. The end result is that the team sits between two chairs and that showed in their first game which they lost yesterday 1-0 to Gabon. Cameroon doesn’t go to the ACN as an outsider, it always participates with the firm belief that they will win it. It doesn’t surprise me that Le Guen acts this way, he already did this when coaching the Paris Saint-Germain, prioritizing the French Premier League over the then called UEFA Championship. The result is that they didn’t win either. I believe victories call other ones and you just can’t settle for some form of escapism.

Maracanazos are always ambitious.

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Africa Cup of Nations logo

The Togo football team, on its way to the Africa Cup of Nations, was shot at by Cabinda rebels nearby the Angolan border . This happened just a few hours ago and there are reports that 2 players  and a bus driver are seriously injured. Cabinda rebels represent a separatist movement that is fighting for independence from the Angolan state. The Cabinda region is rich with oil and has been a zone of turmoil since the 1960s.

This tragic event shows how heavily publicized events like the Africa Cup of Nations can become hostage to political pressures of all sorts and there are even some voices like those of Claude Leroy, the former coach of Cameroon and Ghana, who question if the tournament should still be held. There is always a debate here about caving in or not, but in any case the damage is done and human lives are at stake here.

Update: The Confederation of African Football (CAF) has just decided that the Africa Cup of Nations will be played.

Maracanazos condemn political violence.

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That seems like an odd thing to say for the football fanatic that I am! But then I am also a firm believer in “less is more” sometimes. I remember Blatter once saying that he thought the World Cup should be organized every 2 years. Now that would be a really stupid idea! The magic – and tragedy – of the World Cup is that it is held only every 4 years. You only get a very rare chance as a player or team to attend the most prestigious competition ever held. If you start to “commoditize” the game then its intrinsic value will go down.

The same applies to the additional competitions many national federations are imposing where the only final motivation is to bring more money into the coffin. This is the case of the “Cup Leagues” which only professional teams can participate in. Come on, the only Cups that matters at the country level are the ones where all clubs can participate in, from the unknown district amateur team to the premier league pros. Not to mention the increasing amount of sponsor-backed friendly games and tours which in 99% of the cases are deadly boring.

You can now on television see dozens of games per week. When I was a kid, I remember that it was about one match a month! But how excited I was at the anticipation of being able to see a rare moment of my favourite sport! Once a month is surely to much on the scarce side but I am certain that the current orgy of games will one day be paid dearly for.

Maracanazos enjoy scarcity.

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